Welcome To Sudan Airways

[غليون الكابتن]

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is your captain (OTHMAN) welcoming you to Sudan Airways. We
apologize for the four day delay in taking off, owing it to bad
weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 126 to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed,
but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is in our
favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Sudan Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety
standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with
us! It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year over
50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
For the ones that don't quiet make it, Sudan Airways staff has all
the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our
stewardess Salawiya will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court
settlement polic! ies. If our engines are too noisy for you, on
passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary tea and biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers,
we are the only airline who can help you find out if there is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin
is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
down! Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing
costumes are available to the aunties and swimming shorts to the
uncles, for emergency jumps! In order to catch impor! tant landmarks, we try
to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little
too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off
and fasten your belt.

For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own
belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find
a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will
explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

ENJOY SUDAN AIRWAYS!!

[راْم الله فلسطين]

exhausting

Thanx

The sudanese are such a great people

[غليون الكابتن]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة راْم الله فلسطين

exhausting

Thanx

The sudanese are such a great people

thank you sir

if we were great then all thanks be to Allah and your people who taught us how to be great and still teach us so

salaam